2025-07-29

Season 1: Orgasm in the Rejection Form

Season 1: Orgasm in the Rejection Form

by Sofia Helena

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“Everyone wants to be read. But what do you do when they only read between the lines… and with ulterior motives?”

Writing is like sex: you do it best when you’re alone and not thinking about anyone else. But publishing? Publishing is like a badly planned party – full of people you don’t even know why they’re there, yet everyone pretends to enjoy it.

Last week, I got a rejection from a publisher where I actually know the technical editor. Not the chief editor, not the PR person – the technical editor. He sent me a letter starting with “Dear Author” (of course), cold and templated, but he added one sentence with a smile:

“Your style is provocative, but unfortunately does not fit our current line.”
Translation: “You’re too alive for our literary graveyard.”

Welcome to LitPorno – the place where every manuscript has a back, but no protection.

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Episode 1: Orgasm in the Rejection Form

“Everyone wants to be read. But what do you do when they only read between the lines… or don’t read at all?” Writing is like sex: you do it best when you’re on your own and not thinking about anyone else. But publishing? Publishing is like a poorly planned party – full of people you don’t even know why they’re there, yet everyone pretends to enjoy it.
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Episode 2: Literary Refusal with an Aftertaste of Wine and Guilt

Go back there. Slow down where it hurts. Slow down where it gets confusing.
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Episode 3: Cynical Insomnia at 3:33 AM

No one tells you that betrayal doesn't start with a knife, like it says in old books
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Episode 4: Humiliating Love (Regardless of Age)

(Bonus: Tongue on Glass and Imaginary Sex in a Parallel Reality)
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Episode 5: Verità

(When you decide to take off not just your clothes, but also your masks – that's when the real undressing begins.)
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Episode 6: Success as a Midnight Flirt

(Hot, slightly naughty, and entirely yours – no applause, no censorship, just the thrill of being yourself.)
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Episode 7: “Is this a mistake – or just an attempt?”

“You will write these 1000 words because it can help you build strength – artistically, intellectually, professionally and emotionally. You’re doing the real labor here; Creative space for yourself out of thin air, each word on top of another. Stairs to the sky, a bridge to a fantastic location. It’s heavy lifting, writing these words every day, but you will see real results. Close your eyes, picture the physicality of what you’re doing. You’re building a future with your words.” Jami Attenburg